LITERATURE
"Up to Date Cities" - Kay C. Moe
"Computer Pictures" - Jaye Pegg
"Irish Floor Coverings" - Len O'Liam
"Hot Peppers" - Halle Pino
"Island Groups" - Archie Pellago
"Lengthy Novels" - Warren Pease
"Basic Chemistry" - Molly Kule
"Woodwinds" - Clara Nett
"Recreational Vehicles" - Winnie Baygo
"Reptiles of the World" - Sally Mander
"The Effect of Bees on Crops" - Polly Nayshion
"Ocean Liner Disasters" - Lucy Taynia
"Gum diseases" - Ginger Vitus
"Wet, Spongy Ground" - Pete Bogg
"The Scottish Seashore" - Bonnie Banks
"Stargazing" - Cassie O. Peah
"Mathematics Made Easy" - Polly Nomial
"The Fabulous Fifties" - Bob E. Sokks
"In the Courtroom" - Liddy Gant
"Pool Room Equipment" - Billy Arde Tabbel"
"Irish Law Enforcement" - Paddy Waggon
"Famous African Parks" - Sarah N. Getty
"How to be Humble" - Hugh Millitee
"How to Play Royal Fanfares" - Harold Trumpett
"Luxury Transportation" - A. "Stretch" Lemmo
"Antarctica Wildlife" - Penny Gwynn
"The Chinese Banking System" - Cha Ching
"Fairy Tale Princesses" - Cindy Rellah
"New Orleans Holiday" - Marty Graw
"Famous Generals from Carthage" - Hannah Bull
"Russian Gardening in Literature" - Ivan Hoe
"Our Four-Footed Friends" - Anna Mills
"Street Repairs" - Jack Hammer
"Pre-Civil War History" - "Auntie" Bellam
"South American Animals" - Al Pakka
"States of the U.S." - Minnie Sodda
"Ancient Japanese Warriors" - Sammy Rye
"Going To Another Country" - Emmy Gray Shawn
"South American Dances" - Cary Okah
"Florida Cities" - Sarah Sowdah
"Mold Allergies" - Claude A. Sporiam
"Covered Wagons" - Connie Stoga
"Language Translation" - Rose Etta Stone
"Western Bad Guys" - Al Hootz
"The French Policeman" - John Darm
"Back Problems" - Sy Attica
"Trouble Is A Brewing" - Mae Hymm
"Famous Presidential Houses" - Monty Chello
"Marching Band Instruments" - Suzy Fone
"TV Picture Clarity" - Hy Deffanishion
"Multi-Dial Watches" - Connie Graf
"Winter Olympics Venues" - Lilly Hammer
"The Art of Proper Schooling" - Ed U. Kayshun
"The Lonely Vegetable" - Artie Choke
"Flowers" - Rhoda Dendron
"Hawaiian Feasts" - Lou Ow
"Getting Old" - Jerry Attricks
"Erecting Communication Antennas" - Guy Wyre
"Ancient Calculators" - Abby Cass
"Last Minute Rescues" - Justin Tyme
"Airplane Controls" - Elly Ronn
"Friendly Greetings" - Hy Guy
"Religions of the Far East" - Harry Crishnah
"Small Items" - Minnie Skule
"Biblical Nations" - Phyllis Steens
"Old Record Players" - Vic Trollah
"Sheriffs of the Old West" - John Law
"European Sports Cars" - Dean O. Furaree
"Hot Climates" - Hugh Midditee
"Dumpster Diving Felines" - Al E. Katz
"Never Say Digital" - Annie Logg
"Making Fortunate Discoveries by Accident" - Sarah N. Dippitee
"Fishy Pizza Toppings" - Ann Chovey
"South Pacific Islands" - Sue Mottra
"Sweet Syrups" - Moe Lasses
"Ocean Currents" - Eb Tyde with forward by his brother Rip
"Young Amphibians" - Tad Pole
"Athletic Wear" - Jim Shues
"How to Polish Your Car" - Simon Eyes
"Fancy Desserts" - Sue Flaye
"Divide Politically" - Jerry Mande
"Everything Naval" - Mary Tyme
"Air Rifles" - B. B. Gunn
"Caesar's Favorite River" - Ruby Conn
"Back of the Brain" - Sarah Bellam
"Rocks & Minerals" - Ally Basster
"Scam Artists"- Dewey, Cheetum & Howe
"Sharp-toothed fish" - Barry Kooda
"Asian Backyards" - Pat E. Oh
"Generating Electricity" - Dinah Moe
"Italian Desserts" - Toni Spumoni
"Weapons of the Old West" - Henri Ryfull
"How to Make Cartoons" - Annie Mae Shunn
"Irish Bullets" - Rick O'Shay
"Police Utility Tools" - Billie Clubb
"Selling Cartoons to Many Newspapers" - Cindy Katshun
"California Cities" - Mindy Seeno
"Native American Weapons" - Tom E. Hawk
"Breakfast Delights" - Egbert "Eggs" Benedict
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MUSIC
"Joust in Time" - The Four Knights
"You Ain't Nothin' But a Hairball" - Elvis Catley
"Baby You Can Drive My Czar" - Bolshevik Beatles
"Oh, What a Knight!" - Maid Marian
"Wood Is a Many Splintered Thing" - The Four Beavers
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MOVIES
"My Favorite Fishing Hole", starring Veronica Lake & Brooke Shields with special guest star Johnny Rivers
"Shipboard Cruises", starring Ethel Waters & Billy Ocean
"The Body Shop", starring Vikki Carr & Freddy Fender
"Her European Capitol Adventure", starring Julie London & Paris Hilton"
"A Time to Plant", starring Ava Gardner & Don Ho
"The Changing Landscape", starring Rudi Vallee & Benny Hill
"Our Feathered Friends", starring Robin Williams & Jay Novello with music by Sheryl Crow
"Change of Seasons", starring Spring Byington, Donna Summer & The Fall Guy with Music by Hugo Winterhalter.
"A Measure of Distance", starring Jamie Farr & Shelly Long
"Early in the Week", starring Billy Sunday, Rick Monday &Tuesday Weld
"The American Automobile", starring Chevy Chase & Harrison Ford
"Which Way to Go?", starring Mae West, Jay North & Joe South with special guest appearance by Clint
Eastwood
"Bible Story", starring Bob Hope & Faith Hill
"Royal Affair", starring Carole King & Queen Latifah
"A Christmas Song", starring Carroll O'Connor & Noel Neil
"Animals in the Forest", starring Eddie Rabbitt & Ray Teal with a cameo by Samantha Fox
"As Months Go By", starring April Stevens, Mae West & June Allyson
"The Fruitful Years", starring Jack Lemmon & Don Cherry with guest star Christina Applegate
"The Singing Fisherman", starring Fontella Bass & Vince Gil with guest star Tommy Roe
"Civil War Generals", starring Amy Grant & Brenda Lee
"Dangerous Weather", starring Gale Storm & Claude Raines
"Rescue at Sea", starring George Raft, Billy Ocean & Roberta Shore
"Across the U.S.A", starring John Huston & Juaquin Phoenix with special appearance by Simon
Oakland. Theme song sung by Dusty Springfield.
"The Weatherman", starring Sonny James & Marvin Rainwater
"Tales of the Easter Bunny", starring Dennis Hopper & Eddie Rabbitt
"Treasure Chest", starring Lou Diamond Phillips, Bobby Goldsboro & Phil Silvers
"Baseball Comes in the Spring", starring Neil Diamond, Richard Basehart & Sally Field
"Breakfast for Two", starring Kevin Bacon & Samantha Eggar
"For Whom the Rooster Crows", starring Gregory Peck & Henny Youngman
"Call of the Wilderness", starring Jeff Foxworthy, Peter Coyote & Wolf Blitzer
"Tools of the Trade", starring Oscar Hammerstein & Hoyt Axton
"Valley of Grain", starring Warren Oates, Robert Hays & Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer with special guest appearance
by Helen Hayes.
"Dates and Times Remembered", starring Doris Day and Peter Noone
"Medieval Rhapsody", starring Bobby Knight and Jo Ann Castle
"Looking Through the Window", starring John Payne and Ron Glass
"Vacation in a British Capitol", starring Julie London and Susan England
"Electric Trains", starring Lionel Barrymore and the Marx Brothers.
"Hitting the Beach", starring Tommy Sands and Dinah Shore.
"The Injured Man", starring Al Hirt and Rita Payne
"The Little Frogs", starring William Hopper and Robert Jumper
"The Little Birds", starring Robin Ward and David Canary
"Swinging Royalty", starring Count Basie and Duke Ellington
"North Pole Adventure", starring Hank Snow and Robert Frost
"Crossing the Stream", starring Glenn Ford
"A Long Way to Go", starring Vera Miles
"A World of Colors", starring Betty White, Lorne Greene, Karen Black and Les Brown with special appearance by Red
Skelton
"History of the Crusades", starring Christian Slater and Jill St. John
"Sunday Morning Breakfast", starring Kevin Bacon and Samantha Eggar
"Ancient Civilizations", starring Ruth Roman and Jimmy the Greek
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WESTERN POETRY
"Those galoots, are in cahoots."
"That jasper, is named Casper."
"His horse, is off course."
"The wagon, is draggin'."
"My pony, is named Stony."
"We pay wages, to drive stages."
"Don't shoot, I'm no owlhoot!"
"Drat that polecat!"
"That varmint, is no gent!"
"Does Wells Fargo, go to Key Largo?"
"There's a skunk in my bunk!"
"He's no villain, that's Marshal Dillon."
"It's a hoot, to shoot!"
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SONG FAVORITES
Astronaut : "Fly Me to the Moon"
Astronomer : "Don't Let the Stars Get In your Eyes", by
Perry Como
Cook : "The
Heat is On" - "Home on the Range"
Dermatologist : "I've Got You Under My Skin"
Fireman: "Somethings Burning",
by Kenny Rogers and the First Edition
Hillbilly Moonshiner : "In the Still of the Night
Humpty Dumpty: "I Fall to Pieces", by Patsy Cline
Mental Health Worker : "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha! Ha!"
Optometrist : "I Can See Clearly Now"
Paleantologist : "Pickin' Up Bones" by Randy Travis
Prisoner : "I Fought the Law (And the Law
Won)"
Psychiatrist : "Goin' Out of My Head" & "In the Mood"
Tarzan : "Run Through the Jungle",
by Clearwater Credence Revival
U.S. Coast Guard : "Cruisin' Down the River", by the Ames Brothers
Weatherman : "Autumn Leaves" , Roger Williams
